Just look at that picture! You know! The one of that glass of commercially crafted literary referencing wisdom, I mean! The one right above this verbose verbiage, silly! It says an awful lot, me thinks.
But, since I don't partake in libations at all, hopefully, one day (and I'm crossing my ever typing fingers here), I can maybe wish upon a star and somehow get on an authorsome glass just like that one, one fine day.
Of course, even then, my name will probably just appear in little, tiny (as in really, really MINISCULE), and I mean fine, fine, and I mean FINE print. Like, way, way below even Henry David Thoreau. Maybe even on the bottom of the glass, where even all the budding Hemingways will have to strain and wince to see me in their inebriated bliss!
Nah! Who am I kidding? I currently just blog (as in BUG - or is that blug?) the hell out of the mostly blissfully ignoring Internet denizens of the world, who are apparently smart enough to prefer genuine porn over my meager literary offerings.
Go figure! I mean, what's up with that anyway? And me? Join ANY good old boy network of shamelessly inebriated good fellows who commiserate in drunken harmony, just waiting for the next great literary inspiration to hit them in the old noggin? GET OUTTA TOWN! I guess I just haven't graduated to the big leagues of genuinely alcoholically fueled creativity just yet.
But hey, I did coin a new English word today! "Blug!" Yeah, that's right, people! I have an Internet Blug. Yep, I'm SOMEBODY now! Yes, siree. I constantly attempt (in vain or otherwise) to BLUG the hell out of everybody on the Internet with my constant BLUGGING! You might even say I'm just a real BLUGGER! So now, I guess people have to say to me, "Way to go, blugger!" Or even, "Oh yeah? Well, BLUG YOU, man! I write SHIT too, Mr. blugging buddy boy!"
Okay. Make fun of little old me. Sure. Go right ahead. But, uh... see, I have a keyboard! AND... I know how to use it! The uh... the mouse is... well, that's just for Internet porn. Everybody knows that, silly!
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But seriously, folks. I have to generously thank one of my biggest inspirations in the whole wide writing world for originally sharing this particular post with me; the one and only Mr. Alan Wynzel. His first autobiographical novel, When I Was German, was, for me, a really fantastic and extremely absorbing read. Seriously, I LOVE that book! Check it out on Amazon.com, if you've a mind to. And hey, no excuses! It's only $2.99! Well, it was when I originally posted this particular blug entry!
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Okay, okay! My OTHER favorite published writer people out there... somewhere in 'we used to know one another as former classmates in bygone days land,' are D. Aaron Smith and Sasha Vivelo. Mr. Smith's just got one published book under his literary belt (thus far), but Sasha! Sasha has had several (and counting) published. Both of them are totally awesome, so I'd be totally remiss if I left them out in this here humble blug o' mine. Ah.... Now I feel so much better.
So, from now on, folks, I'm gonna let this little blug (aka blog) o' mine shine! I'm gonna let it shine! This little blug (aka blog) o' mine, I'm gonna let it shine! Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine
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And, really seriously, all of this REALLY means that YOU do YOUR thing and I do MY thing, see? Mutual respect and EGALITARIANISM, see! Not this constant needy need for devotional worship that every new generation seems to unhealthily learn from... oh, I don't know... neglectful mom and dad, maybe? From Catholicism? Or rather, ORGANIZED RELIGION IN GENERAL, maybe?
But uh, sorry, turning to intoxicating chemicals, the hungry, never ending quest for fame, fortune and yes, eventual LACK OF PRIVACY bestowing NOTORIETY simply won't really improve any of our lives, or genuinely help us to be truly happy.
Or even turning to angry ANTI-religion, or political supremacy, or whatever makes a person genuinely think they can someday stand above everyone else on their own little mountain of personal, self seeking, self devotional theism!
I'm sorry to tell everybody this, but real life on Mother Earth just doesn't work that way. Seek true equality in this life, while you still can. Before your days finally are done. Or you will never find true kingship among your fellows. And that, I truly can promise you.
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